Here’s a new batch of The Good The Bad and The Ugly….

He looks like the loneliest person to ever wear that shirt.

It’s never a good thing when your wedgie has a wedgie.
Somebody go get the jaws of life and we’ll see what we can do to help

Hahahaha! Hahahahaa! Hahahaha! It’s funny cause it’s gross

Answer me this: How does a short jean jacket NOT go with pink capri pants?

Who wears them better? The answer comes down to whether you prefer a ponytail or some nipple action.

Well, it’s a good thing you put that hoodie on, because without it you might have been a tad underdressed.

Well, it’s a good thing you put that hoodie on, because without it you might have been a tad underdressed.

After spending time on our website apparently some people have decided they need a little extra help to get through their Walmart shopping experience.

I think this guy REALLY likes wedgies

Did you notice the purse?

Yeah sure, let’s go ahead and show off the fact that you stole Mrs. Clause’s negligee.

Receiving one picture of skunk hair color is enough to make you go Really?!?! But getting two of them is enough to make you stick your head through a wall in disbelief.

Didn’t you read that book, “He wouldn’t get into you after 2 bottles of tequila and 6 hits of ecstasy?

I like it 3 houses down with someone else.

I don’t even know why you are bothering looking at bikinis because I don’t think you could look any sexier. If I were you I’d be over in the jewelry section picking out bellybutton rings if you really want to make it pop, ya know!

Put ’em on wheels!!!! This is going to revolutionize breast feeding on the go. Multi-tasking has never been so easy! This is ingenious. (If you are dumb enough to agree with me and would like to invest in this new idea please feel free to send gross amounts of money directly to us.)

You figure the needle would have popped something, right?

Well the good news is that we were able to crown our top mother from Mother’s Day! Congratulations?

Oh, Santa is workin’ it!

OH COME ON! How hard could it possibly be to cover your crack? The purpose of suspenders is to keep your pants up above your waist, yet somehow you have managed to fail at that simple task, while at the same time, just our luck, the backup safeguard of your shirt fails to stay down and protect us. Thanks buddy!

He was recently diagnosed with Pee Wee Herman Syndrome. Basically your kids are distracted
by him and yet you still have a sneaking suspicion not to let them watch,
but for some reason you let them anyway.

Hey hog molly, they don’t make tube-bottoms for a reason. Knock it off.

Well obviously the front basket is full…

Oh wow that’s neat, JanSport came out with a new flesh colored fanny-pack.. ..wait, wait a minute, hold on..that can’t it really?..OH MY DEAR GOD! Someone come and stab me in the neck so I’m distracted from this pain!


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